Like an arrow through the Land of the Free He led them true and fast All praise and hail to Danny Vee And didn't they have a blast! Through valleys and hills they swooped and swept Through rain and joy and grief "We need food!" they moaned and wept But on they rode with gnashing teeth. They learned the skills that they would need To best the beast in his lair The braking, the swerving, the daunting speed To accept this deadly dare. Each gallant knight bore his own secret fear Within each manly breast Each held warm thoughts of his family dear And trusted in the strength of the rest Steady and inscrutable was Perry Dogged was David through all Glenn the Dark One was daring And Captain Dan rode tall. "I'll win at all costs" scowled Mike in a mood And the Dragon trembled in fear As trembled the feeble Old Doog In his Quixotic tilt from the rear. But battle they did with visages stern On each battle-worn trusty steed All glorious Red save for one sparkling Vern They were the best of the breed. At Vern's sparking pegs the Dragon did snap When they made their daring dash The stalwart crew made it through the Gap Escaping the Dragon Tail's lash. Through story and song the tales have been told Of the feats of the VFR But none can compare to the daring and bold Assault on the Dragon's lair.